Taliban Minister Threatens US in Iraq
By HAWMANI DEDIN AGASAKI
(AP)This morning—from the city of Shakai in southern Waziristan near the Pakistani border--Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers. If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next.
In response President Bush demanded swift action and after reading the Little Goat a second time he stated to the children during an impromtue press meeting, “Up THEIR Waziri Cans, bring em on, um, I mean, let em go…aw hell, bomb em for freedom luvin' people everywhere!”
A Presidential feasibility study was initiated to establish the amount of oil reserves in Waziristan and how an invasion could be justified to the Congress. CIA immediately announced an Al Qaeda link to a renegade Waziristan camel herder’s brother who now lives in Cincinnati, Ohio. Ashcroft promises justice and freedom to all but those who have or have thought about having prurient, sex filled thoughts. His office adjusted his response to the Waziristan threat stating that there are still vacancies for all the Waziristan rebels in Guantanamo Resorts.
The Kerry aides continue to laugh at the Presidents expense as does most of the freedom loving people of the freedom loving world.
For The Love of Freedom vote for Kerry.
(AP)This morning—from the city of Shakai in southern Waziristan near the Pakistani border--Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers. If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next.
In response President Bush demanded swift action and after reading the Little Goat a second time he stated to the children during an impromtue press meeting, “Up THEIR Waziri Cans, bring em on, um, I mean, let em go…aw hell, bomb em for freedom luvin' people everywhere!”
A Presidential feasibility study was initiated to establish the amount of oil reserves in Waziristan and how an invasion could be justified to the Congress. CIA immediately announced an Al Qaeda link to a renegade Waziristan camel herder’s brother who now lives in Cincinnati, Ohio. Ashcroft promises justice and freedom to all but those who have or have thought about having prurient, sex filled thoughts. His office adjusted his response to the Waziristan threat stating that there are still vacancies for all the Waziristan rebels in Guantanamo Resorts.
The Kerry aides continue to laugh at the Presidents expense as does most of the freedom loving people of the freedom loving world.
For The Love of Freedom vote for Kerry.
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