Taliban Minister Threatens US in Iraq
Taliban Minister Threatens US in Iraq By HAWMANI DEDIN NAGASAKI
(AP)This morning—from the city of Shakai in southern Waziristan near the Pakistani border--Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers. If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next.
In response President Bush demanded swift action and after reading the Little Goat a second time he stated to new men at the re-reading ceremony, “Up THEIR Waziri Can, bring em on, um, I mean, let em go…aw hell, bomb em!”
A Presidential feasibility study was initiated to establish the amount of oil reserves in Waziristan and how an invasion could be justified to the Congress. CIA immediately announced an Al Qaeda link to a renegade Waziristan camel herder’s brother who now lives in Cincinnati, Ohio. Ashcroft promises justice and freedom to all but those who have or have thought about having prurient, sex filled thoughts. His office adjusted his response to Waziristan threat stating that there are still vacancies for all the Waziristan rebels in Guantanamo Resorts.
The Kerry aides continue to laugh at the Presidents expense as does most of the freedom loving people of the war hating world.
We'll Pull not Push
For Rich and Poor
Vote Kerry not Bush
For Peace not War
(AP)This morning—from the city of Shakai in southern Waziristan near the Pakistani border--Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers. If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next.
In response President Bush demanded swift action and after reading the Little Goat a second time he stated to new men at the re-reading ceremony, “Up THEIR Waziri Can, bring em on, um, I mean, let em go…aw hell, bomb em!”
A Presidential feasibility study was initiated to establish the amount of oil reserves in Waziristan and how an invasion could be justified to the Congress. CIA immediately announced an Al Qaeda link to a renegade Waziristan camel herder’s brother who now lives in Cincinnati, Ohio. Ashcroft promises justice and freedom to all but those who have or have thought about having prurient, sex filled thoughts. His office adjusted his response to Waziristan threat stating that there are still vacancies for all the Waziristan rebels in Guantanamo Resorts.
The Kerry aides continue to laugh at the Presidents expense as does most of the freedom loving people of the war hating world.
We'll Pull not Push
For Rich and Poor
Vote Kerry not Bush
For Peace not War
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